‘He was a man who indulged his greed without restraint, but also without regard to the moment or propriety’ (Suet. Vit. 13.3); ‘his passion for feasting was disgraceful and insatiable’ (Tac. Hist. 2.62); ‘he feasted day and night, bingeing without limit, all the time vomiting up everything’ (Dio 65.2.2). The emperor Vitellius, who ruled for only eight months, is well known for gluttony.Footnote 1 The cost of preparing banquets for him ruined his hosts, so Tacitus tells us (Hist. 2.62 and 2.95), while Vitellius himself managed to spend nine hundred million sesterces in only a brief period. According to Dio, one million of that was spent on a vessel that, Suetonius relates, was filled with pike livers, pheasant and peacock brains, flamingo tongues, and lamprey milt; Vitellius called it his ‘Shield of Minerva’.
My purpose in this paper is to demonstrate first that our ancient sources have misrepresented the Shield of Minerva – both the vessel and the foods served on it – as the worst of the emperor's excesses and a culinary abomination.Footnote 2 A new critical reading of those sources reveals that the foods were not simply a farrago of luxuries, but instead were carefully chosen for their gustatory and visual appeal, and they represented not just the breadth of empire, but had political and military symbolism specific to Vitellius. Contemporary changes in culinary tastes may explain our ancient sources’ scorn for the emperor's choice of foods; more recent changes can explain modern negative reactions to those foods. Second, I argue that the outsized vessel was a technical feat and that Vitellius’ association of it with Minerva evokes not just her status as a martial deity, but also her role as a goddess of craft, including pottery. This new reading offers a corrective to modern scholarly reception of the Shield that owes much to hostile ancient sources, but is influenced too by some modern culinary preferences.Footnote 3
There are three ancient accounts of the Shield. The fullest is in Suetonius (Vit. 13), who notes that the enormous size of the serving platter caused Vitellius to call it his ‘Shield of Minerva’ and lists the foods served on it; it is this account that will be my main focus. This paper proceeds from the position that Suetonius’ list is accurate. While we should be slow to accept the judgment of the Historia Augusta (SHA Prob. 2.7) that Suetonius (along with other biographers) wrote ‘not so much with style as with truth’ (non tam diserte quam vere) nevertheless the holistic nature of the list – as I explain below – suggests that it was not changed by the biographer.Footnote 4 The briefer account in Cassius Dio (65.3.3) contains only a summary of the types of foods and makes no mention of the appellation ‘Shield of Minerva’, but provides additional detail about the material and fate of the vessel. I will engage with Dio more fully in the second part of the paper, along with the Elder Pliny (NH 35.163–4), who refers briefly to the technical feat of the vessel, but also relates contemporary scorn for it.
The emperor Vitellius was characterized as a glutton. Suetonius tells us (Vit. 13 and 10) that he ate too much, too often, and at any time, and he regularly imposed himself on others’ hospitality; such was his appetite that he stole food from altars, ate at cook-shops while travelling, and even finished leftovers from earlier meals. On marching to Rome with his troops, Vitellius drank neat wine to counter the stench (and perhaps sight) of his enemies’ corpses.Footnote 5 Suetonius claims (Vit. 16) that, as Vespasian's army finally approached Rome, Vitellius fled to his father's house, with only two attendants: his chef and pastry cook.Footnote 6 In a similar vein, Cassius Dio (65.2–5) tells us that Vitellius would vomit up food in order to eat again; he ate so much from so far afield that supplies ran low, and though dining mostly at others’ expense (with different hosts needed for each meal, such were the costs), his own outlay still came to 900,000,000 sesterces.
Suetonius (Vit. 13) describes a banquet that the emperor hosts:
Hanc quoque exsuperavit ipse dedicatione patinae, quam ob immensam magnitudinem clipeum Minervae πολιούχου dictitabat. In hac scarorum iocinera, phasianarum et pavonum cerebella, linguas phoenicopterum, murenarum lactes a Parthia usque fretoque Hispanico per navarchos ac triremes petitarum, commiscuit.Footnote 7
He outdid this too with the dedication of a patina; on account of its enormous size, he was wont to refer to it as his Shield of Minerva, city-protector. On it he brought together the livers of parrotfish, the brains of pheasants and peacocks, the tongues of flamingos, milt of lamprey; these had been sought from Parthia right over to the Spanish straits, by admirals of the fleet and triremes.
Cassius Dio (65.3.3) has a description of the same banquet:
Μίαν γοῦν ποτε λοπάδα πέντε καὶ εἴκοσι μυριάδων ἐσκεύασε, γλώττας τε καὶ ἐγκεφάλους καὶ ἥπατα καὶ ἰχθύων καὶ ὀρνίθων τινῶν ἐμβαλών. καὶ ἐπειδὴ ἀδύνατον ἦν κεραμεᾶν τηλικαύτην γενέσθαι, ἀργύρου τε ἐποιήθη καὶ ἔμεινε πολὺν χρόνον ὥσπερ τι ἀνάθημα, μέχρις οὗ Ἀδριανὸς αὐτὴν ἰδὼν συνεχώνευσεν.
Indeed, he once had prepared a single dish that cost one million sesterces, putting into it tongues, brains, and livers, of fish and birds. And since it was impossible for such a large vessel to be made from clay, it was made from silver and was kept for a long time as some sort of offering, until Hadrian learned of it and had it melted down.
The term patina (rendered as λοπάς in Dio) may be used to refer both to a food preparation and a serving vessel; this paper considers first the food, then the vessel.Footnote 8 Apicius has recipes for preparations named patinae, most of which comprise multiple ingredients combined in a base of egg custard and thus resemble a crustless quiche or frittata.Footnote 9 While it is possible that the ingredients that Suetonius lists and Dio summarizes were prepared in a similar manner, since the precise mode is impossible to ascertain from either source, I will focus on the ingredients.
At first reading, the list of ingredients in Suetonius resembles other accounts of typical luxury foods. For example, Aulus Gellius (NA 6.16) preserves the following list from Varro's satirical Περὶ Ἐδεσμάτων (On Edibles): ‘a peacock from Samos, a woodcock from Phrygia, cranes of Media, a kid from Ambracia, a young tunny from Chalcedon, a lamprey from Tartessus, codfish from Pessinus, oysters from Tarentum, cockles from Sicily, a swordfish from Rhodes, pike from Cilicia, nuts from Thasos, dates from Egypt, acorns from Spain’ (trans. Rolfe).Footnote 10 In Satires 2.8, Horace has Nasidienus serve (along with various wines, fruits, and vegetables) Lucanian wild-boar, oysters, plaice, turbot, lamprey, crane's legs, foie gras, shoulder of hare, blackbird, and pigeon. Horace points out that only the shoulder of the hare is served, which is nicer than if one eats it with the loin, and that the pigeons are presented without their rumps; the meal also features crane, but only its legs, which seem to have been the choice part.Footnote 11 Petronius’ Eumolpus provides another list (119.33–8), comprising Sicilian mullet (brought to the table alive), oysters from the Lucrine Lake beds, and pheasants from Phasis.Footnote 12 Finally, the Younger Pliny (Ep. 1.15) castigates a friend for his poor taste: he prefers another man's vulgar meal of oysters, sows’ wombs, and sea-urchins to the simple and refined meal on offer from Pliny. These lists reveal that luxury in food has four key elements: a preference for fish and birds over meat; inclusion of offal and/or discrete parts of an animal; exotic non-native foods imported over long distances or now farmed in Italy; and an abundant variety.Footnote 13
A fifth element can be added: luxury dishes contain a combination of multiple luxury ingredients, ready prepared for easy consumption. So, according to Seneca (Ep. 95.26), ‘I recall that there was talk of a most la-di-da dish into which a fast-casual place, one that was stumbling towards bankruptcy, was heaping up whatever it is that fancy types eat to while away their days. There were Venus-shellsFootnote [14] and thorny-oysters, and oysters cut right around to where they are eaten, and standing out among these were sea-urchins, completely taken apart, and mullets, totally filleted, were strewn over’. Seneca repeats his objection to foods prepared for easy consumption later in Ep. 110.12: ‘You are not achieving something great by being able to live without kingly accoutrements, by not longing for thousands of boar or the tongues of flamingos and those other portents of the luxury that sees a person scorning whole animals and choosing certain portions individually.’
These five elements and some of the same foodstuffs appear also in the Shield of Minerva. But closer investigation reveals that the ingredients share additional characteristics: they are all brightly or lightly coloured; they are all velvety and unctuous in mouthfeel; and they are all imported or recently farmed.
The first item in Suetonius’ list is scarorum iocinera.Footnote 15 A secure identification of the fish is elusive: older translations sometimes render scarus as pike, and while the wrasse tends to be favoured by modern translations, the mullet may also be found. The Mediterranean parrotfish, Sparisoma cretense, a species in the wrasse family Scaridae, is a likely identification.Footnote 16 The Elder Pliny (HN 9.62) accords first place to it among fishes, with lamprey livers coming in second (HN 9.63); not long after, however, Martial (13.84) claims that only its guts taste good.Footnote 17 Yet the Mediterranean parrotfish (modern Greek σκάρος) is still served today, its flavour perhaps similar to that of Atlantic cod.Footnote 18 Pliny reports (HN 9.62) that one of Claudius’ freedmen, Optatus, a prefect of the fleet, began farming the eastern Mediterranean fish so as to stock the seas along Italy's western coast.Footnote 19 While the flesh of the Mediterranean parrotfish is praised, no ancient (or modern) source except Suetonius mentions its liver. It perhaps shares the rich flavour and dark red colour of red mullet liver.Footnote 20
Suetonius moves from fish to fowl for the next items: brains of pheasant and peacock. Avis phasiana, the pheasant, was well known as a luxury food.Footnote 21 Originating in Phasis (in modern Georgia), it seems to have been imported into Italy in the first century ce and may have been farmed only very recently at the time of Vitellius’ banquet.Footnote 22 There is no mention in our ancient sources – besides Suetonius – or indeed in modern sources of the consumption of pheasant brains. Today, generally only the meat, gamey in flavour, is presented, though in the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries the bird might be served with its head.Footnote 23
By Varro's time, the peacock was being farmed in Italy and was known both for its plumage and apparent suitability for eating.Footnote 24 Martial (13.52) laments that a bird with jewelled wings should not be handed over to the cruel cook. Yet peacock, served with its plumage, was found at the grandest banquets: Cicero asserts (Fam. 9.18 and 9.20) that he had eaten plenty of them when hosted by Hirtius, though he declined to reciprocate. Adopting the conceit of a turn towards fashionable gastronomy as a distraction from political turmoil, Cicero uses his consumption of many peacocks as an example of his new tastes.
Suetonius specifies that the brain of the peacock was consumed at Vitellius’ banquet. Brains appear in plenty of recipes in Apicius, especially patinae and other mixed dishes, and although their source is not specified, they probably come from pigs, cattle, and sheep.Footnote 25 Peacock brains, by contrast, were more likely a delicacy. According to one diner, they are ‘great, mild and not very gamey at all – I eat them with a little olive oil and a sprinkle of crunchy salt’.Footnote 26 They may be similar to the soft creamy brains of woodcock, which are more regularly eaten.
Veronika Grimm points out that peacock, as a rare bird that is fattened, would have been very expensive; to serve only one tiny part of it would have been an example of the most extreme and absurd luxury.Footnote 27 Indeed, this point might be made of every item in Suetonius’ list: offal may be a luxury precisely because, if served by itself, it suggests that the rest of the animal was not needed and perhaps even discarded; a substantial meal of offal implies a high proportion of waste. Yet, at the same time, according to Witteveen, the peacock was not good eating.Footnote 28 Diners who privileged its plumage over the meat are criticized by Lucilius 761–2W (= 716–17M) and Horace (Sat. 2.2.23–30), but may have actually had the right priorities.Footnote 29 Vitellius’ choice to serve just the brains may not have been born of luxury, but of real gastronomic discernment: they tasted better than the rest of the bird.
The most notorious item on the list is flamingo tongues. Indeed, they were notorious even before Vitellius’ banquet: according to Pliny (HN 10.133), ‘Apicius, the most lavish spendthrift of all the big spenders, has informed us that the tongue of the flamingo has an especially fine taste’.Footnote 30 For Seneca (Ep. 110.12), they are symbols of luxury, and Martial (13.71) notes waspishly that the flamingo's tongue gives gluttons satisfaction. The visible part of a flamingo's tongue is pink and spiky, an arresting sight served on the vessel; according to Galen, however, cooks served the tongue along with a substantial amount of surrounding tissue.Footnote 31 The tongue as a whole has been described as delicious, rich, and oily.Footnote 32 Köster suggests that flamingo would have been farmed by the time of Gaius.Footnote 33
For the final item, Suetonius returns to the water. Lamprey, a meaty fish, was an expensive Roman delicacy, though its appeal is known best through a much later anecdote: Henry I of England is said to have died from a surfeit of lampreys.Footnote 34 These creatures are native to the western and central Mediterranean, and according to Pliny (HN 9.169), the best lampreys were found around Sicily, though from the late Republic they were farmed. Anecdotes tend to dwell not on their taste, but on the habits of their owners: some affected to pamper the animals (Plin. HN 9.171–2), while Vedius Pollio (9.77) notoriously (and improbably) killed enslaved members of his household by feeding them to his lampreys. Murenarum lactes are lamprey milt, i.e. the testes, containing sperm.Footnote 35 The milt is milky white in appearance, with a delicate and smooth mouthfeel and a mild, slightly fishy taste.Footnote 36 Lampreys spawn from mid-Spring to mid-Summer, and the milt would therefore have been available to be served on the Shield.Footnote 37
This is no mere laundry list of luxury foods. While Vitellius serves flamingo, pheasant, parrotfish, and lamprey, all standard luxury fare, he has omitted certain notable foods, namely oysters, urchins, sows’ wombs, and mullet.Footnote 38 The remaining ingredients have an aesthetic unity and balance: they would all feel soft, creamy, unctuous, and oily in the mouth. That unctuous mouthfeel connoted rich fat, and fattiness was highly prized, so much so that birds were fattened to increase their fat, richness, and therefore appeal.Footnote 39 Their colours are a striking mix of bright and light reds and whites. The colours and flavours of the foods fall into contrasting pairs: the parrotfish liver and flamingo tongue, both red, were strong in flavour; the pheasant and peacock brains and lamprey milt, all white, were mild.
There may be military significance to these ingredients: senior military officials tended to wear white military cloaks, and indeed Tacitus tells us (Hist. 2.89) that Vitellius’ most senior officers were dressed in shining white for his triumphant entry into Rome. Centurions and lower-ranked soldiers generally wore red.Footnote 40
The ingredients were politically important too, as scholars have noted. For example, Suetonius claims that the meal comprised ingredients sought out from Parthia, in the east, to the Spanish straits in the west, though his reference to deployment of triremes and assistance of admirals of the Roman fleet to gather foodstuffs may be a hostile echo of his earlier story (Calig. 45–6) of Gaius’ misuse of the fleet apparently to collect seashells.Footnote 41 More positively, Emily Gowers regards the ingredients as representing the empire on a plate.Footnote 42 Indeed, the mix of ingredients may be the assertion of an empire-wide political unity under Vitellius.
We can go further and argue that the ingredients had a more direct political and military significance for Vitellius. His earlier service as proconsul of Africa may be represented by the inclusion of flamingo, originally from North Africa; support from the eastern provinces of Syria and Judaea, which had been essential to Vitellius’ elevation to the imperial throne, may be reflected in the choice of the Phasian peacock, standing broadly for the East.Footnote 43
Yet, as we have seen already, contrary to Suetonius, the ingredients did not have to be gathered from across the empire: by the reign of Vitellius they were all accessible in and around Italy from Roman farms or around Italian coastlines.Footnote 44 The ingredients could, then, also be a celebration of contemporary Roman farming and fishing methods, which had domesticated exotic luxury and made it available close to home. Such a celebration may have been especially important to Vitellius, whose father had brought (at least) two new foods to Italy.Footnote 45
Luxury was falling out of favour with elite diners, and contemporary changes in taste may have contributed to the hostility of our ancient accounts towards Vitellius’ feast. According to Tacitus (Ann. 3.55), ‘Luxurious dining, which was practiced at enormous expense over the century from the end of the Actian war through the conflict by which Servius Galba came to power, gradually died out’. He traces the decline to Italian elites’ rejection of the fine living that had aroused intrigue under the Julio-Claudians and to the growing numbers of provincial elites at Rome, whose style of living was simpler. Petronius-Encolpius’ scornful reaction to Trimalchio's dinner, with its trompe l'oeil presentations, myriad dishes, and costly ingredients, is one example of that decline. Another comes in Seneca's contemporary complaint (Ep. 95) that, in the face of an upheaval in moral standards, people have taken a pick-and-mix approach to philosophical remedies; he advocates instead for simplicity, by choosing one philosophical regime and sticking to it. He finds an analogy to the moral mess of the times and his solution to it in recent culinary trends: there had recently been a fashion for combining too many luxury ingredients in one dish, but doctors have now begun reacting to those, presumably by prescribing a simpler and more refined diet.
Our ancient sources, members of the senatorial and equestrian elites, were influenced by and exploited a new taste that emerged in response. Elite diners could now distinguish themselves by adopting a new style of dining that privileged simple, native, rustic, and low-cost fare and hearkened back to a (partly imagined) rustic Italian culinary simplicity.Footnote 46 For example, the Younger Pliny's offer (Ep. 1.15) of a meal of olives, vegetables, snail, eggs, and barley-drink with honey-wine and snow is a faux-humble boast of his elite tastes. Contemporary readers who also adopted this new style may have regarded Vitellius as a man whose eating habits, perhaps the result of his family's only recent accession to elite rank, were vulgar and out of date.Footnote 47
A similar shift in culinary taste would happen centuries later and continues to influence some scholars today. Late medieval banquets featured trompe l'oeil presentations, numerous courses, and a wide array of animals. In the mid-seventeenth century, these gave way to simpler and more refined meals, which highlighted the fineness and flavour of individual ingredients that were balanced across the fewer successive courses of the meal; around the same time, fewer types of animals began to be eaten, with exotic animals (such as peacocks) now regarded as specimens of scientific interest rather than culinary options.Footnote 48
Offal, which was routinely consumed by Romans and indeed even regarded as luxurious, predominates among the ingredients on the Shield of Minerva. But over the twentieth century, offal has become unappealing in taste and appearance to many European and north American consumers, who have increasingly become accustomed and acculturated to purchasing bland and unidentifiable cuts of muscle prepared and packaged for easy cooking. Moreover, while Roman meals, including the Shield, drew from a wide variety of meats and fishes, many modern consumers have more limited tastes: chicken, beef, and pork dominate, with consumption of fish remaining steady, though restricted to fewer species, and consumption of birds other than chicken in decline.Footnote 49 The dining preferences that emerged in seventeenth-century Europe are still followed by many in Europe and North America, and these have inclined modern readers towards revulsion at the Shield's wide variety of offal. Most scholars of the ancient Mediterranean (still) number among such consumers, with their restricted tastes.Footnote 50
Suetonius comments that it was because of the vessel's enormous size that Vitellius was wont to refer to it as his Shield of Minerva. The Elder Pliny (HN 35.163) supplies further information:
At, Hercules, Vitellius in principatu suo |X| HS condidit patinam, cui faciendae fornax in campis exaedificata erat, quoniam eo pervenit luxuria, ut etiam fictilia pluris constent quam murrina.
But dear God, Vitellius, during his reign, had a patina made that cost 1,000,000 sesterces, and in order to make it an oven had been constructed in an open space, since luxury has reached such a point that even something made of clay can cost more than myrrhine.
Pliny has been expounding on his preference for pottery because it is natural and modest, not luxurious. Having noted that Apicius made a dish that cost 100,000 sesterces, he moves to Vitellius who spent 100 times more.Footnote 51 Clay is an inexpensive material, though, as Pliny notes, the patina that Vitellius had planned was so large that an oven had to be constructed specifically for it. Pliny may be referring here to the oven in which the vessel was fired. Regular ovens for firing clay are recorded with a diameter up to 1.8 m, which gives us a minimum diameter for the vessel.Footnote 52 Alternatively, Pliny is referring to the source of heat on which the vessel's contents were cooked.
Both Pliny and Suetonius specify the vessel as a patina, i.e. a ‘flat cooking dish with a raised rim’, for which the lower part of a tagine is a useful modern analogue.Footnote 53 A patina could be sizable: Apicius 8.6.11 uses one for cooking a kid.Footnote 54 In 1999, in the Moroccan city of Safi, a tagine with a diameter of 6.3 m was made for a feast of 12 tonnes of sardines; a fire underneath cooked the meal.Footnote 55 The tagine was prepared outdoors; Pliny specifies that Vitellius’ oven was also constructed in an open space. The Safi tagine is in the Guinness Book of World Records; Vitellius’ patina could similarly have been recognized as a technical tour de force.
Vitellius seems to have been guided in his choice of material for the serving vessel by the technical limitations of its size. Though Pliny specifies clay, according to Dio (65.3.3), ‘since it was impossible for such a large vessel to be made from clay, it was made from silver and was kept for a long time as some sort of offering, until Hadrian learned of it and had it melted down’. Fabrication of two vessels, one ceramic (to which Pliny refers), the other silver, reveals the emperor as technically minded: he may have realized that an enormous vessel made of clay, a relatively poor conductor of heat, did not serve well as a cooking dish (Dio exaggerates that manufacture from clay was impossible); silver, however, is a great conductor, better than even copper. The second, silver vessel would have performed excellently, though its cost would have been enormous.Footnote 56
The size of the vessel was a source of reproach. Pliny tells us that it was the impetus for a witticism by Licinius Mucianus (HN 35.164): ‘It was because of this patina that Mucianus, in his second consulship, when he was delivering a lament, reproached the late Vitellius for his “pond-like patinae” (patinarum paludes)’.Footnote 57 Mucianus, orating in favour of the new Flavian regime, mocked Vitellius for his outsized tableware. But patina can refer to both the vessel and the food served on it, an equivocality that Mucianus may be exploiting in order to mock the emperor secondarily for serving the kinds of creatures found in a swamp.Footnote 58 Though Suetonius, Dio, and Pliny mention only one outsized vessel, Mucianus uses the plural, suggesting that Vitellius had a penchant for large tableware.Footnote 59
According to Suetonius, Vitellius declared the vessel his Shield of Minerva. The declaration was apt: patinae resemble the rounded shields of Minerva that are well attested on coins of the first and second centuries ce.Footnote 60 Moreover, with its unusual size, Vitellius may have had in mind one or both of the enormous statues of Athena: the Athena Promachos and the Athena Parthenos.Footnote 61 Images of the Athena Promachos, which perhaps measured 7–10 m, on later coins suggest the presence of a large circular shield resting against the goddess’ legs.Footnote 62 If Pliny is right that the Athena Parthenos was 26 cubits (or nearly 12 m) in height, then her shield may have had a diameter of 5 m.Footnote 63
Invoking her status as goddess of defensive warfare, Vitellius applies to Minerva-Athena the widely attested epithet πολιοῦχος – city-defender.Footnote 64 The emperor may have conceived of himself similarly, as the victor in a civil war that saw him defeat Otho and restore the imperial throne to stability.Footnote 65 But Minerva may have added significance: as Athena Ergane, she is also a goddess of crafts, specifically of technology, including pottery.Footnote 66 So, for example, a hymn attributed to Homer has potters pray to Athena for her protection against technical mishaps, such as fallen stacks of pots within a kiln, excessive heat, and cracks in a kiln.Footnote 67 Vitellius’ astute guests may have picked up a verbal play identified by Shotter, between πολιοῦχος (city-defender) and πολύχοος (big-pourer, capacious), that would also have drawn their attention to the technical skills required to create his enormous patina.Footnote 68 They may also have appreciated the nice example of religious polysemy that brings together two of Minerva-Athena's aspects, as goddess of both war and craft.Footnote 69
The patina came to define the emperor. Suetonius claims (Vit. 17.2) that, as Vitellius was dragged to his death, members of a hostile crowd mocked him as patinarius (‘patina-man’).Footnote 70 Modern translations of patinarius (‘glutton’, ‘greedy guts’, ‘fatty’) have been influenced by Suetonius and others’ depiction of Vitellius as a man of enormous and indiscriminate appetite and by their hostile reports of his Shield.Footnote 71 Yet the Shield of Minerva – the serving vessel and foods served upon it – was not a symbol of gluttonous self-indulgence; it was instead a political and intellectual exercise. It was also a gastronomic tour de force and serves as a salutary reminder to scholars to distance themselves from their own tastes when approaching those of other times and places.