The genesis of this problem, which was communicated to the first author by Robert Vertes, is in a proposed ‘ice-breaking’ activity at a party attended by an even number of guests. Each guest is assigned a unique number from the set {1, 2, …, n}, where n is even, and their task is to form themselves into ½n pairs so that the sum of the numbers in each pair is a perfect square. It is not difficult to verify that this cannot be accomplished with fewer than eight people, while eight people can be split into the four pairs {1,8}, {2,7}, {3,6} and {4,5}, each summing to the square 9. Sixteen people can also be split into eight pairs with the required property, viz. the four pairs listed above together with {9, 16}, {10,15}, {11, 14} and {12, 13}. There is no requirement that every pair must sum to the same square.