According to traditional wisdom, although the public and academic writers are entitled to criticise the judges—and, in recent times, have not hesitated to do so most strenuously—judges do not reply publicly to their critics. To engage in open debate is unbecoming of the dignity of the English bench. However, every rule has its exception and on one notable occasion no lesser personage than the Lord Chief Justice, Sir Alexander Cockburn, incensed at criticism of one of his rulings, published a 24-page pamphlet replying to his censor, John Pitt Taylor. This unedifying episode illustrates how even the holder of highest office can make a spectacle of himself. If ever a judge again feels disposed to respond to public strictures, he might first do well to ponder the experience of Cockburn C.J.